理发的笑话，再给我理2块钱的发。

客人到理发馆理发，一位年轻的女理发员见他土里土气，不到十分钟就给他理完了。这人对着镜子看了看，问道：“多少钱?”理发师：“三块。”客人拿出一张五块，对着镜子，指着参差不齐的头发说：“别找了，请您再给我推两块钱的吧!”
The guests to the hairdresser a haircut, a young female barber saw his dorky, less than 10 minutes out to him. The man took a look in the mirror and asked, "how much is it?" Barber: "three." Guests took out a five dollars, to the mirror, pointing to the uneven hair, said: "don't find, please give me two dollars!"