派出所里来了一头猪引发的笑话

派出所院子里跑进来一只小猪，把民警种的菜给吃了，所长让把小猪抓住先关起来，再找猪的主人，把吃了的菜给赔了，可找了两天没找着。所长怕小猪饿死主人找来不好说，就让喂起来了!这一喂就到年底了，猪长大了还没见人来认领，所里研究后决定杀了分给大家过年!猪刚杀好正准备分肉，派出所旁边一老乡来到院子对所长说：你看我家的猪犯了错，你抓也抓了，关也关了，判也判了，而且执行的是死刑，现在总能让我收个尸了吧!
Police station yard run in a pig, give police kinds of food to eat, let the pig caught up, director, then find the owner of the pigs, the food to eat to lose, but found two days didn't find them. To have to say, director of the fear of the pig starve master, let hello! The feed is at the end of this year, the pigs grow up also don't see people to claim, in research decide to kill Shared after Chinese New Year! Pig just kill good is preparing to meat, police station next to a person of hometown came to the yard to the director, said: you see my pig made a mistake, you are caught, guan also closed, convicted and sentenced to, and there is no death penalty execution, always can let me accept a resin now!!!!