联想的笑话，苍蝇与光头

一个苍蝇落在了丈夫的光头上，妻子扑哧的笑了，丈夫感到莫名其妙的问妻子笑什么?妻子说：一只苍蝇落在了你的光头上，你猜我想起了什么?丈夫摸着铮亮的光头问想起了什么?妻子说：我想到了苍蝇不叮无逢的蛋!
A fly lands on the husband's bald, wife of sloped smiled, is puzzled her husband asked the wife smile? The wife say: a fly lands on your baldheaded, can you guess what I think of what? Husband touch the shiny bald ask reminded of what? Wife: I thought about the fly does not bite the seamless egg!