找算命大师算命的笑话

和朋友去算命，大师先给他相面，之后倒了一杯水。我朋友问道：“大师，我是五行缺水吗?”大师点点头，接着看了看我，拿出一包金创药。我问：“我是五行缺金?”大师摇头，问道：“金创药是干什么的?”“治伤(智商)啊。”“对，你缺的就是这个。”
And friends go to fortune tellers, master to his face reading first, then poured a glass of water. My friend asked, "master, I'm five line of water?" Master nodded, and then looked at me, took out a gold plated and medicine. I ask: "I am five line lack of gold?" Master shook his head and asks: "jin gen medicine is stem what of?" "Injury (IQ)." "Yes, you need is this."