修理熊孩子的笑话

中午睡觉，一个学生在小区骑电动车，电动车装了低音炮，那个动静大家都懂的。我刚准备去骂，这时三楼伸出个脑袋，对着那熊孩子喊到“小朋友，你爸在家么?”小朋友：“不在。”“你妈呢?在不?”“中午都没回来，您有事?”“我操尼玛，大中午不睡觉弄尼玛个低音炮，再不关老子下去抽死你!”
Noon sleep, a student in the district to ride electric vehicles, electric vehicles to the subwoofer, we all know that movement. I just ready to scold, then on the third floor stretched out a head, and on the bear children shouted "kid, your daddy home?" Kid: "not." "Your mother? In?" "Don't come back at noon, you have something? "I hold nima, noon sleep nima a subwoofer, none Lao tze down again take out dead you!"