爆笑仙人掌，仙人球的笑话。

1.比武火热进行中。“降龙十八掌!”“如来神掌!”“奶奶的，仙人掌!”
1. The tournament going on. "A dragon 18 zhangs!" "Such as return zhang!" "Grandma, cactus!"
2.两株植物在路上相遇，其中一株打招呼:“嗨，我是玫瑰，带刺的哦!”“我是仙人掌，不带刺的你信吗?!”
2. The two plant to meet on the road, one of the strains saying: "oh! Hi, I'm rose, a thorn" "I am a cactus, without a thorn you believe it?!"