各路神仙，各显幽默搞笑本领。

1、听见对面病床的小孩在吃东西。四岁的外甥女着急的和她妈妈说：快扶我起来，我看看她吃啥呢?
1, the child heard across the beds in the eating. Four year old niece was in a hurry and her mother said: fast lifted me up, I see her eat what?
2、我这口牙啊!全托蓝天六必治给治的，以前哪，腰酸背痛腿抽筋，可自从用了点大宝，嘿，您猜怎么着了，妈妈再也不用担心我的学习了!!
2, my teeth! Full-time nursery, blue sky six necessarily cure to treat, before which, waist sour backache leg cramps, can use since dabao, hey, guess what, you mother don't have to worry about my study!!!!!