吃火锅喝王老五

1、我在吃火锅，隔壁一桌一个中年大妈狂吼一声：服务员，给我拿瓶王老五。。。差点让我把饭给笑喷出来。
1, I was eating hot pot, a table next to an elderly aunt roar: waiter, bring me a bottle if you... Give the meal almost make me laugh.
2、老公喝醉酒回家嚷着要吃苹果，第二天早上醒来，茶几上赫赫的立着两颗啃成苹果核形状的土豆。
2, the husband shouted drunk to go home to eat the apple, the second day morning wake up, hangs on tea table stood two gnaw into an apple core shape of potatoes.
3、和老婆在街边散步，我手上捏着一张已揉成一团的传单，走了好一会终于看到个垃圾桶，我赶紧跑过去想扔掉，没想到老婆从后边一把拉住我说：老公，那个肯定吃不得了，别捡。