经典：一山更比一山高，人生在世莫攀比。

1、男对女说：“做女人多好啊，矮了叫小巧玲珑，胖了叫丰满，不化妆叫清水芙蓉，俺羡慕得不得了。”女对男说：“当男人多好啊，矮了称精华浓缩，胖了称魁梧，丑了说成不花心，俺哪敢跟你比啊!”
1, the male to the female said: "being a woman much good, short name is small and exquisite, fat called plump, not makeup call clear water lotus, I going to be absolutely green with envy." Female to male say: "when a man much good, short said essence condensed, fat said big, ugly said to not flower heart, I which dare to than with you!"