二的里焦外嫩的男屌丝

1、今天去买了包玉溪给他二十块，老板非得要二十一块。没办法只好拆开烟递给他一支，永远忘不了小店老板看我离开的眼神。
1, go today and get the package yuxi give him twenty pieces, the boss had to 21 pieces. Don't have to open handed him a smoke, never forget shop boss see my left eye.
2、有个同学，喝咖啡的步骤是，先把一袋速溶咖啡粉倒入口中，之后灌一口凉水，再之后像羊癫疯发作一样抽搐自己的身体，结束了。
2, there is a classmate, step is drinking coffee, put a bag of instant coffee powder into the mouth, after pouring cold water, then like epilepsy crazy attack tic oneself body, over.