二的里焦外嫩的男屌丝(2)
2022-03-09 来源:文库网
3、今天坐公车，结果我提前一站下车了，下车发现不对，我用飞快的速度又从前门上车，结果售票员问我你干什么去了，我说坐累了，下去溜达一下。。。老子太机智了额!!!
3, by bus today, as a result, I have to get off a stop early, found that the car is wrong, I use the fast speed and get on the bus from the front door, the conductor asked me what were you up to, I said tired, take a stroll down the... Lao tze too wit the forehead!!!!!!!!!!!
4、几年前的事，跟一朋友上花鸟市场买宠物，你一定想不到他选宠物的标准是什么，在一家卖小乌龟的店里问：这个养大了能不能煲汤?
4, a few years ago, birds and flowers on the market with a friend to buy a pet, you would never guess that he choose a pet, what is the standard in a shop that sells the turtle asked, this can raise the soup?
3, by bus today, as a result, I have to get off a stop early, found that the car is wrong, I use the fast speed and get on the bus from the front door, the conductor asked me what were you up to, I said tired, take a stroll down the... Lao tze too wit the forehead!!!!!!!!!!!
4、几年前的事，跟一朋友上花鸟市场买宠物，你一定想不到他选宠物的标准是什么，在一家卖小乌龟的店里问：这个养大了能不能煲汤?
4, a few years ago, birds and flowers on the market with a friend to buy a pet, you would never guess that he choose a pet, what is the standard in a shop that sells the turtle asked, this can raise the soup?
